1. First name? Matthew (Matt, Matty)

2 Were you named after anyone?? Nope. But my mom insisted on an Irish middle name, which is why "Ryan" follows Matthew.

3. Do you wish on stars?? Not anymore.

4. When did you last cry?? At some movie.

5. Do you like your handwriting? Definitely.

6. What is your favorite lunch meat? Turkey.

7. What is your birth date? a lady never tells

8. What is your most favorite CD? Right now, I love Sufjan Stevens. But all time? Who knows...

9. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?? Probably not.

10. Do you have a journal? Yes, a couple of them

11. Do you use sarcasm a lot?? No. (sarcasm)

12. What are your nicknames?? Matty, asshole, queenie, hostess.

13. Would you bun-gee jump?? No.

14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?? no.

15. Do you think that you are strong?? I hate strength. I prefer whining.

16. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?? Cake batter.

17. Shoe Size?? 13

18. Favorite TV show?? Boston Legal, I suppose.

19. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?? Failure to fully accept myself.

20. Who do you miss most?? Lizzie.

21. Do you have a special talent?? I can suck my own penis.

22. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? No pants or shoes.

23. What are you listening to right now? BAT BOY

24. Last thing you ate?? a goat cheese quesadilla

25. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?? copper

26. What is the weather like right now? dark.

27. Who was the last person you talked with on the phone?? matt harding

28. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? face

29. Do you like the person who sent this to you?? lizzie sucks dick

30. Favorite Drink? gin and tonic (hendricks)

31. Favorite sport?? croquet

32. Hair Color?? dark brown

33. Eye Color?? brown

34. Do you wear contacts?? when i have the money

35. Favorite Food?? pasta

36. Last movie you watched:? white noise...it sucked.

37. Favorite Day Of The Year?? halloween

38.Scary Movies Or Happy Endings? scary movies kick shit.

39.Summer Or winter? winter

40. Hugs OR Kisses?? neither

41. Your favorite dessert? tiramisu

42. What's the furthest you've been from home?? california

43. Rolling Stones or Beatles? beatles.

44. Living arrangements? apartment in chicago

45. What Books Are You Reading?? interpreter of maladies

46. What's On Your Mouse Pad?? no need for one

47. What Did You Watch Last night on TV?? me? have time to watch to TV? ha!

48. Favorite Smells?? man-scent

49. Favorite Sounds?? my mother's voice